you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

you suc

like you suck

you suck kid

by –≠–ºª•¶§∞¢£™¡™£¢∞§¶•ªº–≠ April 23, 2021

Are you okay?

A team on the 5th season of BFDI (TPOT) where tennis ball says “Are you okay?” and accidentally makes the team name

Golf Ball: Our team name will have to be… Tennis Ball: Are you okay?

by ihavenoidea1 December 29, 2021

Change you

To change someone from walking to not walking. From speaking to not speaking. From living to not living. From alive to dead

Don’t make me change you nigga

by Uknow627 August 25, 2021

Glam As You

The first letter in each of the words GLAM AS YOU spells gay.It is a discrete way to say gay.

Guy 1: Did you hear the new Lady Gaga Dance remix. It's by DJ (random name here)

Girl 1: Yea, more like a Glam as you remix

by NickiInfo45 August 1, 2010

sucks to be you

Said to someone who just had something unfortunate happen to them.

Hah! You got hit in the face with a beaver? Sucks to be you!

by ShuChoMouff June 14, 2004

Do YOU

A way to make Fred goe nut. She’s going to pete off en maudit. Her inner psycho will get free and will destroy everything around her. Easiest way to make her pissed.

Oui oui Fred do You!

by Freddoyou November 10, 2020