Special Species of Retard

When someone is acting so much like a retard that they are different than your average retard

Damn Jose, you are a special species of retard.

Jesus Luis, are you a special species of retard?

by OP_eLaniM December 13, 2018

Allen Special

When someone takes their own fate into their own hands to deny another a chance at victory
Ie. Disconnecting, Self Suicide,

i almost killed this guy in halo by he pulled an Allen Special before i could finish the job

by Almool June 16, 2022

Jena special

A term that roughnecks from Jena, Louisiana use in regards to a bud light and a sloppy blowjob.

I heard motorhand Billy and derickhand Dave were going to ease up to the gentlemans club after tour and order up a few Jena specials!

by Tcruse96 August 19, 2022

New York Special

Completely ignoring someone trying to get your attention on the street. Usually applies to scammers and homeless people.

I was walking to the Staten Island Ferry entrance when a scammer came up to me to sell me tickets, but I already knew the Staten Island Ferry is free. I gave him the New York Special and kept walking.

by bobby hotdogs August 27, 2025

The Moe Special

Having sex with a girl before kissing her

Guy 1 : How would one kiss that prude

Guy 2: who need a kiss when u can hit her with the Moe special

by frezhaus August 24, 2019

Will David Special

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s breast, licks it up then makes out with her.

Bro, I went to this party and Will David special this bitch. She was totally into it.

by Will David November 27, 2021

Ballpark Special

After taking a solid, log-like shit, you stand up and ejaculate on the log in a zig-zag pattern like ketchup on hotdogs at a baseball game.

I put so much effort into dropping that deuce that I wanted to finish it off with a Ballpark Special

by cs1601 June 12, 2024