Skip to main content

shit sock

A small whole in a sock that may get dog or cat shit in it .
oh look honey, I have a shit sock. That darn cat pooped on the floor again.
by mikey81p November 17, 2020
mugGet the shit sock mug.

Sock milk

Tom picked up the wrong sock and sock milk leaked out
by AOletsgo October 8, 2020
mugGet the Sock milk mug.

Sock Shooter

Someone who instead of using tissues, or a rag to ejaculate into while masturbating. They dedicate a sock to ejaculating into in order to keep things less messy.
I'll always be a sock shooter, its a lot easier than wiping things up with a paper towel or something. Gross.
by Stoven Logg January 11, 2017
mugGet the Sock Shooter mug.

Sloppy sock dock

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.
Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends
by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016
mugGet the Sloppy sock dock mug.

paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.
by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011
mugGet the paddle sock mug.

Sock

SOME
OTHER

CUNTS

KIDS
Im the poor cunt with socks!! least your kids are your own!!
by Some aussie cunt August 17, 2022
mugGet the Sock mug.

sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!
mugGet the sock army mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email