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paddle sock

Any tubular cover made of fleece to fit over a canoe or kayak paddle to protect the paddle from harm. Invented in 1981 by Jill Ellis.
Wrap your stick with a paddle sock.
by Fionatheknowitall July 4, 2011
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It's like putting socks on an octopus is an expression used to say that something is crazy.
Thats so crazy its like putting socks on an octopus
by potvaliant cloud June 15, 2024
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two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.
1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."
by Zagraniczniak May 3, 2018
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Sock fairies

Sock fairy....the lint from socks cleaned out from between ones toes
There where a lot of sock fairies in my bath tonight.

I had a lot of sock fairies between my toes.
by Jdtex66 December 1, 2021
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Kogyaru socks

Kogyaru socks - aka Japanese loose socks

Really popular in japan during the 90s and early to mid 2000s
Which by 2020s is now considered retro .

Fesoi is a german based company that makes a imitation

Version of them ... also see hooters slouch socks which are different.... those socks women & sometimes men wore in 1980s while working out with jenny Craig & Richard simmons.
Kogyaru socks

Japan. Loose socks (ルーズソックス, rūzu sokkusu) are a style of baggy sock worn by Japanese high school girls, as part of kogal culture. This style of socks has also become popular among American teens & college students who are fans of Japanese anime & manga.

among Japanese high school girls since the mid-1990s, the so-called kogal or kogyaru, and still in vogue. Most common color is white although there are also black and navy. The socks are sewn very wide, that they seem to fall from the leg. They are worn below the knee. They look like leg warmers, with the difference that leg warmers do not cover the foot.
by Blu_leef July 20, 2025
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Sock

SOME
OTHER

CUNTS

KIDS
Im the poor cunt with socks!! least your kids are your own!!
by Some aussie cunt August 17, 2022
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sock army

A sock army is a term for socks , in which a male has used to masterbate and ejaculate into, laying in a pile
I wish my son would pick his sock army off the ground. The socks have turned rock hard!
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