poo chugger

a politician you see on tv who you cannot watch without imagining defecatating violiently into his head orifices. which immediately elicits the response, oh my gosh, start chugging or you might suffocate.

Ted Cruz be chugging a nation worth o' poo. Poo chugger Trump gettin' a break now that he's aint on tv. Hawley better start a chuggin'.

by poomeister2 March 6, 2021

Poo-Robics

A revolutionary new workout routine founded by Ejectra Johns.

type in Poo-Robics into the youtube search bar and you will find Ejectra John's instructional video, so you can learn poo-robics.

by Ejectra Johns October 22, 2010

Out of office Poo

A poo that’s not at your usual pooing time

I had such a large lunch, I needed an “out of office poo”.

by BillyJo420 December 20, 2023

Cond-poo

Two in one shampoo and conditioner... Meant to save time, but takes soo long to say!

Cond-poo! Fast, sexy, to the point.
Very human.

"Honey I'm out of Cond-poo! ( :O ) Can you get some more from the store so I can wash my hair in an efficient manner?"

by RoceHatNinjaCat May 1, 2023

crippling poo

It is a poo that is so large that your anus is stretched roughly 10 miles

I just did a crippling poo

by Scrubface June 25, 2017

Penchy Poo

A penchy poo is a stubborn and weird fuck. Nothing they say makes sense but for some reason, it makes you intrigued. They're best known for their pranks and memes. Don't ever get one pregnant or else you'll never eat ketchup again.

"I'd do the dishes but I'm a penchy poo and don't do that kinda SHYT"

by Penchywhoo September 5, 2021

lean-poo

A tarp, shack, or shed supported at one side by trees or posts and having an inclined roof used for shelter while pooing outside in the rain or snow

Ben set up a lean-poo so he wouldn't get wet while he pooed in a hole on the backpacking trip

by Bennypoopoo July 25, 2016