Person

A disgrace to everything that is to exist.

'I am a person and I hate it.'

by anonymous January 26, 2023

Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder

When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.

Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.

by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022

Very Nice Black Person

A form of saying the N word in a friendly way.

dude1: Yo bro look at this very nice black person.
dude2: bro just say nigga, nobody is watching us.

by meowmeowmewmewmreowmrrpmreow<3 July 15, 2024

Hello Kiddy Person

An adult that is selfish, irritable and naive like a child.

- How was your Valentine's Day?
- Well ... There was a tantrum, popcorn and a bear movie. I realized that s/he is an Hello Kiddy Person.

by Juanki St. Jacob February 15, 2018

Personal security

When they mesmerize having you wrapped up in a warm colcha next them 24/7

David Omar daydreams on having his new friend as personal security while he preps healthy meals all day.

by Sota November 2, 2017

the perfect person

It's Hayden Pritchard Hayden is the perfect person lol don't debate it just accepted it thank you I love you bye

Hayden is the perfect person

by Deadpool35 July 22, 2021

Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.

Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.

by Nick WJ May 2, 2023