Made of Money

What your mom says she isn't, then realises she is

You: Mom, can I get a new video game? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new football? Mom: No.
You: Can I get a new pair of socks? Mom: Wait wha?... What do you think I am? Made of money?
You: But isn't that what mom stands for?
Made
Of
Money

by NoodleNukes March 5, 2025

G Money

Woman beating Addict w no self esteem n an under active Shlong

Garrett seems cool but he really is just a broke ass G Money

by mynoduespphaha November 4, 2024

National Transfer Money to Your Son Day

National Transfer Money to Your Son Day is celebrated every year on October 13.

Hey guys, its National Transfer Money to Your Son Day!

by 3ffxct October 8, 2022

rich money

Enough money to buy all the frills in life.

Ricky pulled out his wallet and it was full of rich money.

by Pmdono April 22, 2018

Homicide Money

A serious amount of money ey

Jerry got a thousand dollars cash that money serious like Homicide that's that Homicide Money.

by ThugMoney YSL December 3, 2018

smart money

The sure thing, likely outcome or good bet.

“C’mon… you know the smart money is on me!”

by Bimini Jerry February 24, 2023

Print money

You...

Hym "Eheh... WHAT!? You... You can't be serious, right? 'We know we can print money?' Like... WHAT!? You HAVE to know that that isn't how that works, right? I mean, you're joking, right. Print money? Yeah, let's just print 230,000,000 billion dollars and then give everyone a billion and then we'll ALL be billionaires! Like... You're not... Are you fucking serious? What in the actual fuck? You can't just print money. What the fuck is wrong with you? The value of the money directly relates to the amount of money in circulation. That's why the inflation. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam January 12, 2025