Muffintop Bitch
Muffintop Bitch by manolantern May 12, 2010
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branded muffintop
A female with visible skinfolds protruding out over the top of the waistband on a pair of tight fitting jeans. This is a muffintop. What makes it a branded muffin top is the presence of a tattoo on the lower back.
Females, mostly between the ages of 14 and 35 who choose a certain style of dress as follows. It starts with being overwright or slightly overweight as it related to height. The overweight or puggy female attempts to fit into jeans that are too small for her actual waist size. This results in the displacement of fat over the top of the waistband resembling the top portion of a muffin that sticks out over the wrapper. Branded muffintops have a tattoo on their lower back and tend to wear shirts that are short revealing the muffintop.
branded muffintop by Dubby911 March 29, 2009
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Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer?
Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? or whpmf (as a abbreviation) can be said in replace of ‘what the hell is going on?’ or ‘what the fuck’.
Who the hell put the muffins in the freezer? by that.ali3n August 23, 2020
miffing
Something that makes you mad. From the word miff. Like "maddening" but that's not a word either. Or disappointing.
Also a form of the verb of 'miff'.
Also a form of the verb of 'miff'.
Muffie
Muffie by natalienovak March 9, 2015
Muffins on Muffins
Muffins on Muffins is general "Prep" slang for Arguing over the same general principle, agreeing, and not realizing your both on the same side of the argument.
It was created in early 2005, and spread wildly through the east coast of the United States. It was mostly used by people tripping on acid at Techno gigs, who were arguing over pseudo-politics.
People who were also on "A" would call the two participating, "Arguing about Muffins on Muffins"
It has recently traveled to 4chan and Gaia.com, making it almost instantly to Netspeak status.
It was created in early 2005, and spread wildly through the east coast of the United States. It was mostly used by people tripping on acid at Techno gigs, who were arguing over pseudo-politics.
People who were also on "A" would call the two participating, "Arguing about Muffins on Muffins"
It has recently traveled to 4chan and Gaia.com, making it almost instantly to Netspeak status.
Remember when Azu and Slow were arguing over who liked kittens the most, and they both thought it was DjTaka? Azu kept calling him Taka, and Slow kept calling him DJ, so they thought they were talking about other people? Damn, they were arguing over Muffins on Muffins!
Muffins on Muffins by Azu January 25, 2005
scissor muffing
When two females rub their crotches together resembling two pair of scissors cutting each other in half.
scissor muffing by Jason M. Mills June 12, 2008