poop sock

a sock filled with the shit you kept in it for 20 years while you play league of legends.

conner david lee ellis who lives in Hall, Indiana with his mom Amber Ellis, no father figure no weapons for defense and no protective dog, gone on weekends for camping and other things, vulnerable home with many valuables, door is usually unlocked. Key under rock at the front door, he owns a poop sock tho.

by poopshittnigga June 8, 2022

One Sock Sexual

Have a sexual orientation where one is sexually attracted to partners that only wear one sock.

As soon as I took off my shoes, the One Sock Sexual tried jumping my bones after seeing me with only one sock on.

by Jack6626 June 10, 2022

slinky sock

British's version of condom.

"Right mate, I reckon yous gonna wear a slinky sock ye?"

"Of course I'm gonna wear a bloody slinky sock, I'm not trying to have a bastard with ye"

"Right go on then and take off ya trousers, me bum is off limits"

by frogofthunder June 18, 2022

Sock bone

The state of a sock after being ejaculated into

I had so many sock bones to pick up in my sons room.

by Cdeezy69 June 23, 2022

SOCK

Some Other Cunts Kid(s) - Plural SOCKs
The kid or kids of the woman/man/beast you be smashing.

Mike: Tommy’s got a new GF!
Bud: Oh yea, she any good?
Mike: Yea not bad, has a pair of socks though!
Bud: oh shit, some other cunts kids.

by Socktheif June 28, 2022

The sock game

When you sit on your bed and throw socks at the ceiling fan and try to get them to land on it. Something to do when you’re bored on a summer day.

I should’ve played the sock game during quarantine

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx July 1, 2022

socks

some fabric sewed together that warms those cold toes you got there

rose: my toesies are cold i shall rob the of thy warm feet

ruby: fine you can have my extra paer of socks

by anonymous February 14, 2022