Try-hard Comedian

A person who tries way too hard to make a joke, but ends up making an ass of themselves. On occasions, they'll bring up memes from 2009 and call them relevant.
Get a load of that try-hard comedian over there. He's such a jackass.
by Ireallycan'tthinkofaname December 04, 2020
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emergency hard hat

A construction type hard hat kept in the trunk of an automobile for shit emergencies allowing wearer "no questions asked" free access to tens of thousands of Porta Potties nationwide.
When I wear my emergency hard hat,I can use the Porta-John at any construction site and nobody gives me a second glance.
by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011
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Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.
Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on
by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018
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Shamrock hard

Im Shamrock hard laddie
by Buttockwarrior77 June 18, 2020
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relax hard

Akin to "Work(ing) hard"
Means : Sleeping ( like a log ) like, really into relaxing. And probably, doing other relax(y) stuff too.
Not to be confused with : Slacking off
You: Gonna have a free weekend this week. Any plans?
Me : relax hard
by TsarAlam March 27, 2018
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Tree-Hard

A person who tries really hard. Same meaning as a "try-hard" but pronouncing it in a different manor. Often used in online games or real life situations.
Phil is a tree-hard at getting girls and he still cant get a girlfriend.

That kid with the UMP is such a tree-hard.
by Jp Bby October 16, 2010
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