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Bad fish

Somebody that tries for the image of a shark, and might even start claiming to be a shark and calling themselves one when they get desperate to get respected, even though nobody that knows them thinks they're anything like a shark.
The mama's boy/girl started calling himself/herself a shark, but everybody else thinks he/she is a bad fish, since there's plenty more like him/her.
by Solid Mantis November 18, 2019
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Dragon fish

When u eat something spicy and go to the bathroom the next day. Your ass hole is all puckered spitting out hot lava shit
I ate too much Sriracha last night and now I have the dragon fish
by Biggeebo January 27, 2017
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Battering the fish

The act of dipping your penis into batter and sticking it into a boiling pot of oil then having your girl not wash her vagina for multiple days so it secretes the stench of fish then you force your now deep fried penis into your girl's smelly vagina, therefore battering the fish.
Max: Bro, why are you holding your crotch?
Aaron: It kinda stings after battering the fish with my step sis last night.
by Mr Blev February 12, 2021
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Like A Fish

To b the top pont of being legit
Juan : did u pass yore test. Shane: yes and i was drunk. (Like A Fish)
by fish boy 123 August 6, 2012
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Wedding fish

The Christian marriage equivalent of the awkward turtle. Whenever there is a reference to a soon-to-be-married Christian couple's future sex life, the wedding fish makes an appearance. (This is accompanied by fish-like hand gestures).
"He proposed to me and we hugged it out"
"That's not ALL you're gonna be doing... 7 months left... aaaah wedding fish"

or

"We've been discussing contraception for when we're married"
"WEDDING FISH"
by virginpoledancer February 4, 2012
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Scutter Fish

1. A little animal that scutters and makes a cool little noise.
2. A hoodie jacket folded into a ball shaped thing the size of a basketball.
Mom, where did all the Scutter Fish go?
by Master Slurm October 23, 2003
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gone fishing

sometimes shortened to simply 'fishing'
a phrase commonly used to inform others in a discrete manner that you are (or will be) busy because you're reading the most spine-tingling, toe-curling, bone-shaking, sheet-gripping, gay smut on AO3 (or Wattpad if you're stra*ght).
"Sorry I didn't see your text I was gone fishing."
"What were you just doing?" "Sorry I was fishing."
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