osama fish story 

When somebody brags about catching a huge record breaking trophy fish, and then throwing it back into the sea. You just have to believe them. From the Obama Administration's claim that they got Osama, and then they buried him at sea so he will never be seen again. You just have to believe them.

John bragged that he caught a record breaking marlin that was so huge that it HAD to have been a record breaker, however, he released it back into the sea. You just had to have been there. WHAT AN OSAMA FISH STORY!!!!

osama fish story by pmetrus May 29, 2011

dirty fish bowl

the act of giving oral sex to a woman while she urinates with the goal being to drink as much pee you can.

my girl could not get wet so first we had to do the dirty fish bowl

dirty fish bowl by super peter griffin October 28, 2013

bye fish

The act of cutting someone out of your life when you realize they don't treat you well. Discovered from a Tumblr photo of a girl smiling while throwing a fish. Bye fish-ing someone is about knowing what you're worth.

Jack hasn't been texting me nearly as much as he used to, so I had to bye fish him.

bye fish by cleminem May 14, 2015

Dry Fish 

Dry Fish: Is when a guy jerks off, ejaculates on any part of his body, doesn't wipe it off or takes a shower after. Instead falls asleep with the ejaculate on him, wakes up, brushes his hand against the dried cum, and smells it. It'll smell just like fish.

Sarah (Girlfriend): *Walks in "John & her bedroom"* Oh my gosh, John! Why does it smell so bad in here? Did you eat fish in here earlier?
John (Boyfriend): Ummm.. no, I jacked off earlier while you were gone.
Sarah (Girlfriend): Ohh okay, that's why it smelled so bad in here, it was your 'dry fish'.
John (Boyfriend): Lmao! My what?
Sarah (Girlfriend): You smell like fish, that's what it means! Now get your ass in the shower and scrub thoroughly!

Dry Fish by Agua4TheFrock September 22, 2016

cefn cat fish 

a fish or not a fish its true, the art or putting a dead fish on a live cat or dog and releasing it back in to his/her owners garden to watch as it land swims back to home, offten used alongside gaffer tape for the perfect look silver is best but black will work.

OMG there goes a cefn cat fish wot am i smoking, id take a pic of that cat fish if i wasnt so webed pawed i d use a camera

cefn cat fish by welshfun121 January 26, 2011

poop fish 

When you poop and you find out that your poop was a living sea creature, and it then swims around the bowl

This morning I gave anal birth to a poop fish.

poop fish by joliza August 14, 2007

Spooky Fish 

The fish that will kill all people that get in its way.

Oh man did you hear about that serial killer yah hes a real spooky fish!

Spooky Fish by Ryan Mallette July 5, 2007