Dad Who Left You

A poo poo who will never come back for the milk after i was born he left me and my 69 brothers they do 420 poos each day

Dad Who Left You is fun to play with "Fun to play with"

by dfjawevvwjrs December 1, 2021

dad watch

A watch that dads mainly wear in which the part that goes around your wrist is made of metal. Basically, a full metal watch.

1: Which Gucci watch did you get your dad for his birthday?
2: I got the silver on silver, why?
1: Aw you got him the dad watch...

by AssBurgers789 October 10, 2017

Dad

something chris doesnt have

chris aint got no dad.

by not chris's dad January 19, 2022

dad

he said he was just getting milk but never came back

dad - i’m getting to get milk it will talk 5 minutes

by DumbBlonde October 15, 2019

Dad

Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.

My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

Dad

My closest family member and will never disappear to get milk

I love my dad:)

by Jihan410 April 11, 2024

daltons dad

gone, poof, away, fucked off, /kill

that guy must have a daltons dad

by lego99df54 May 30, 2024