One bean banjo

When a woman touches her clit for the purpose of masterbating

LESLIE, why were you late?

I was playing the one bean banjo

by Old_Salty June 6, 2021

Bean Boys Incorporated

Martincitopant's symbol of Multiversal conquest. If you encounter this company, pray to a god of your choice, before it's too late.

"Your territory is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"Run!"
"Your existence is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"AHH-"

by just a random guy on the net April 7, 2023

Shitty Titty Bean

(noun) shít-təe tít-eə bəən
A way to describe a scenario where someone is acting like a bean with a shitty titty

Hannah was a shitty titty bean

by Randytheplumber69 May 1, 2023

Leon my beans

It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.

Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!

by The_girl_he_lost September 8, 2023

kentucky fried beans

beans that was made by Kfc that was a meme in the late 200s and still is today, it is known as Kfb. It is actually just beans in a tube of fried chicken. the beans originated in the 70's and still might be open for buisness in some locations.

" yo she made some KeNtUcKy FrIeD bEaNs, what the f-"

by MayorClown June 8, 2022

Green Bean Dog

Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans

I fucking hate Green Bean Dog.

by ZayTheFunnyMan July 4, 2022

boston baked beans

when a broad is giving you a blowjob and you hold down her head on your wanker and rip one

man, i opend a can of boston baked beans on that tina bitch last night.

by Sykes The Savage November 10, 2008