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bangs

bangs are a layer of hair that hides over your forehead to a) make it smaller or b) fit it c) a fashion statement or d) your a Japanese school girl
WOW LOOK AT THOSE BANGS!! hmmm i know there’s a big ass forehead under there
by あえいおう September 6, 2021
mugGet the bangsmug.

bang on wood

A similar phrase to knock on wood, however it is used when one hits their erection on an object, typically the underside of a desk or table when standing up.
1: *hits erection on desk*
2: Ha, bang on wood.
1: What?
2: Bang on wood. You hit your erection.
1: Uh, ok.
by PoehlerBehr September 4, 2018
mugGet the bang on woodmug.

chat shit get banged

Chat shit me and i’ll knock u out.
by UnknownUser2000 January 15, 2023
mugGet the chat shit get bangedmug.

sackie bang tan

a word often used as a fart/ trump
girl 1: whats that smell?
girl 2 : ikr it smells like a sackie bang tan
by harvey logan June 9, 2016
mugGet the sackie bang tanmug.

Big-Bang Blowhole

A blustering, over-confident person, whose insistence that the INTERPRETIVE assumptions made since speculation about inferred-assumable doppler-shift like indications of the age of the universe, is as well proven, as other science, in-substantia of EXCLUSIARY standards, i.e. this... cannot be ANYthing else,.. of which science demands before one can claim to know something absolutely,.. whose blow-ING ... or pushing,.. bible-bashing,.. etc ... makes them 'A' blowhole ... for either the specific theory,.. or irresponsible conduct / sloppy science in general,

Whome is also, YET to have stopped, future-tense verb... blowING.

It can be combined with source indirect references, also - see example
Prof ambiguousPratt over in astrophysics, is such a massive Big-Bang Blowhole,.. i heard her going on about how that new grant is certain not to be a waste for the uni,.. but get this,.. she avoided 4 times! while i was evesdropping on her making her telephone call, whether or not we would be getting much from it ... in other words, yes, but technically, if it leads to other improvements in other things,.. not necessarily the results being aimed for,.. for the experiment in question. Who's not heard of that one before? Oh yeah maybe we'll get something valuable as a by-product somewhere down the line,.. i'm sure ... so nevermind whether or not ... MY ... experiment ... is going to be worth it for what's being aimed for just-within it. What a Big-Bang Blowhole, gosh i'm sick of her, every time there's reasonable scrutiny into efficiency, she doesn't shut up for weeks, phone constantly going around the corner, GOES OFF, for weeks on end, yeah i know, i know...
by Vurrath February 22, 2025
mugGet the Big-Bang Blowholemug.

banging hamsters

When two women hump/rub their pussies together.
Don’t tell anyone, but I walked in on Lisa and Erica banging hamsters last night.
by GingerBush79 October 27, 2023
mugGet the banging hamstersmug.

voluntary bang up

Being too scared to leave your prison cell to go on the exercise yard or landing, so you stay in your cell as much as possible.
‘Yo I heard he was riding voluntary bang up in the wok house’
‘ What a neek’
by drillerfromthemsides February 23, 2024
mugGet the voluntary bang upmug.

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