Ur mom

The thing i had sex with

Hey dude
Sup
You know ur mom
Yes???
I...
I what?
I fucked her
Boi u what

by U want my dick dont you🥵🥵🥵 April 4, 2021

Ur mum

The ultimate insult to destroy your enemies weaknesses: no u

Fred: ur gay
Bob: do you know who else is?
Fred: no
Bob: ur mum
Fred: (gets sniped)

by Ur_mum_gay1 October 31, 2021

ur smartn't

to tell someone that someone is dumb

ur smartn't
you mean dumb?
no, smartn't
what

by owotsu November 9, 2020

Ur mom

Some fat milf who doesn’t have a husband

Damn bro ur mom is so fat!

by Djdbjejdb July 17, 2022

Ur Mom

“Ur Mom” Is someone that whoops you with a flip flop. Everyone has one. If you don’t then your an alien.

Ur Mom Whoops You With A Flip Flop.

by noodlechat November 20, 2021

ur mom is a hoe

ur mom is a hoe

hey ur mom is a hoe

by u son of a bitch October 20, 2022

Ur internet

Ur internet means you talk crazy over the phone but won’t say it in person

Ur internet bro ur wierd

by .imright June 11, 2021