Turtley

a selfless act towards a situation or individual, generally under the influence of alcohol

you: Hey man, did you see that girl over there throw her drink in that guys face?

me: Yea I sure did that was not to turtley of her at all.

you: WTF did you just say?

by Juice? March 28, 2009

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turtlebation

Turtlebation is the disgusting practise of masturbating turtles for sexual gratification.

Enos, a dwarf albino hunchback, practised turtlebation openly, until he was strung up by a lynch mob for his perversion.

by scodder April 9, 2010

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Turtlebunnies are a mix between a turtle and a bunny. They are slow and fast at the same time.Turtlebunnies are known for their allegiance to the Confederate States of America. They are very hostile and dangerous and should be hunted on sight. They hate squirrels and penguins who built the great Squirrel-Penguin States of America.

"Oh my goodness! It's a turtlebunny carrying the Confederate flag! ATTACK!!"

by Axel_Bikesalot December 24, 2012

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Turtleneck

A covert breach at the condom's tip prior to application, causing the contraceptive device to slide to the base of shaft. Resembling a turtleneck and resulting in more pleasurable intercourse. This is an advanced maneuver that could result in serious consequences, including but not limited to any number of stds and/or as serious as fathering a child with a woman whose name you might not even know.

Thotsaid I was a man slut and had to wrap the weenie up. So I used the turtleneck instead of smashin her with a floppy.

by Awes0me_sauCe September 24, 2016

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