Donald Trump

a fat ass bastard that will soon fuck America up with his gay old crusty ass

America is gay because Donald trump is the president

by dareal savage100 November 7, 2017

daddy trump

daddy trump:aka the best president EVER

girl:hey who won the election

guy:daddy trump
girl:YES I KNEW HE WOULD WIN

by trumpsupporter🤠 December 1, 2020

Donald Trump

Greatest man to ever exist

Donald Trump is America's number 1 president

by Basedlord_69 November 4, 2020

blind as a trump

Doing something stupid and self-destructive after being advised by many people not to. Refers to Donald Trump looking at the solar eclipse without eye protection.

Scientists: "make sure to not look directly at the sun, you should use proper eye protection."
Idiot: looks at sun, suffers eye damage "It hurts! I can't see anything! Whaaa"
Idiot's friend: "You're blind as a trump."

by dranalog August 22, 2017

speed trump

A distraction that is so small that it is not worth thinking about.

These economic stats the GOP are touting are a speed trump; there is nothing unique about the economic growth under Donald Trump.

by smjgJsbjgsm August 5, 2018

Trump’s razor

Trump's razor refers to the philosophical idea or scientific principle that of any given set of explanations for Donald Trump’s behavior, it is most likely that the stupidest explanation is the correct one.

Internet sleuth: “That anonymous op-ed in the NYTimes had to have been John Kelly.
He used the word “lodestar” to throw Mike Pence under the bus. It’s three dimensional chess, man!”

Bob Woodward: “There isn’t any 3D chess in that place. There’s not even a game of checkers. Trump’s razor says it was Mike Pence himself.”

by ZakkFlash September 5, 2018

Trump cocktail

Equal parts politics and evangelical religion shaken and served iced cold

The Trump cocktail has taken the southern states by storm.

by Nate Moe November 16, 2019