tom

hottest man alive he has infinite friends no one messes with him or he bets u up and he the best at footy ever

tom kicks a goal

tom: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

by joely955 May 17, 2021

Tom Schmitzing

A person who is getting high to the extent that their brain function reverses is, per definition, "Tom Schmitzing" himself/herself out of it. The person starts to talk in hieroglyphic gibberish or something that sounds like an animal noise, until they throw their hands up and fall into the next cushioned location. While the person seems fine at first, their greasy eyes and their mindless talking speak a different language. Be cautious of friends who are Tom Schmitzing in your smokers crew, you might end up losing your grams on these maniacs.

Also called "Tomming all over the place", which more commonly refers to puking after hitting a blunt, or "Schmitzing to the limit", this action is prominent among less stable individuals.

This is not to be confused with to pull a Tom Schmitz, which is a more prominent slang term in Central Europe.

"Bro what the hell you smoked our whole ounce while I took a piss?!"

"muwhaaaa hehehe"

"Come on man thats not fair! Seriously, you can't be Tom Schmitzing me again"

"mhuuuuuuuwaaaaa og kush kusshhhhyyy"

ALTERNATIVE (EDIT)
"Wow man he tom schmitzed the fuck out of your stash bro!!!"
"what not again - this guy keeps tom schmitzing the fuck out of my stash every week :'("

"Yeah i mean look he left some trace"

*lays in the corner sleeping*

by tiffanyleckmisch June 8, 2018

Tom

Tom is a person who's is a proper dafty and let's hes bird take the micky out of him

Tom needs to get rid of hes bird

by anonymous September 8, 2020

Tom Holland

The hottest cutest guy in the world

Bob: hey wanna go to the movies

Me: only if it’s Tom Holland I wanna see his thick ass

Bob: I uh gtg talk later

Me: shut up ranga

by P3AKFR3AK July 28, 2019

Tom

the guy with the biggest balls on earth, he will make you cum in 4 nanoseconds

"ahhh i came" said the girl
Tom did that

by bigppman256789 July 11, 2020

TOM-TOM

Coolest kid in the word

nah jit i am TOM-TOM

by bruh dhdgs January 18, 2023

tom holland

tom holland is a super hot British guy he is married to flora Macdonald he has a super cute dog and has been in many very amazing movies most known for spiderman did i mention he's with flora Macdonald

tom holland is very talented and very good look as in HOT AF

by tom holland wife January 24, 2022