#poo

something eiry says when she's being mean.

hey eiry!
#poo
NOOOOOO

by SLAYBADDIESLAY May 13, 2022

poo mom

A person who chooses their best poo (usually firm) and scoops it out of the toilet. they will then raise it like a child. Poo moms also have a tendency to fawn over their children/poo and like to show it off.

Poo mom: AWEEE COOCHIE COOCHIE COO! YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD LITTLE POO, MY LITTLE LOG! YES YOU ARE! YES YOU ARE!!

Y/n: God your such a poo mom!

by Shreksmoonlight05 April 2, 2021

Poo

Brown or at least should be.

My dog's poo is brown.

by YesIrandomlymadeadefinition May 3, 2022

POO

POOS ARE FUNNY AND BROWN AND LUMPY

'DONT EAT UR POO'

by POOPOORAARAA123 March 25, 2022

Hairy Poo pipe

It’s a place where poofy things escape occasionally out the hole of your poop shoot. Poop shoots only happen if you don’t wax your eyebrows. This way you don’t get dingleberrys.

Gary Gary the Yamaha Fairy is a Hairy Poo Pipe From a hairy poo hole which only squirts accordingly. (Squirtingly) That squirtster!

by HairyPieHole November 10, 2020

Poo Playing

The act of pooping on a slide.

boy 1: whats that smell?

girl 1: its Ella poo playing over there.

by grdrgdgrdgr October 30, 2022

Sheldy Poo

An affectionate pet name for a likeable guy name Sheldon.

It is also used to loving tease a guy named Sheldon who has a girlfriend who is all over him.

"Oh Sheldy Poo, should we get Playa Bowls after Starbucks?"

"She does not hear a word we say when her Sheldy Poo is here."

by Reali_D June 28, 2020