The Texas Rattlesnake

When male shakes penis back and forth while peeing with female on knees with eyes and mouth open

Kelsey was being a bad girl so I gave her The Texas Rattlesnake

by 1234567dfghw January 1, 2021

The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.

Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush

by Bubba A July 25, 2021

Melissa Texas

Off-brand Walmart Dallas.

P.S, really fucking boring.

Person 1: *Starts conversation about Melissa Texas*

Person 2:*Falls asleep*

by mr eckert September 9, 2021

Henderson Texas

Where ever nigga think they gangsta cuz they got gun but they just don’t know how to fight.

Henderson Texas = fake Ass gangsta

by JJS from Henderson tx October 18, 2021

Ayla tektas

A person who is beautiful and very funny with a great sense of humour , VERY EXTREMELY SHORT tho and very Tiny but smart!

-yo is that Ayla tektas?
-dude yeah that’s the tiny one!
-oh wow!

by Ameliaxxxo December 4, 2021

goodnight texas

An amazing indie folk band

Dude goodnight Texas slaps fr

by The mandarin January 16, 2022

Bandera Texas

A small ass redneck town in central texas filled with meth addicts and bars and alcoholic high schoolers that drive around all day and drink all night they tend to congregate at the local sonic to hang out drink and smoke weed there’s not much of anything out there also if your a minority I would stay away because of all the gun wielding rednecks

God damn I hate bandera texas.

by Bandera texas January 24, 2022