Gage Take

A take (or opinion) on something that is so horribly bad that nothing could be a worse take and no one would ever agree with it. If someone says the worst possible opinion on a topic then it would be known as a Gage take.

Gage: I personally think that pineapple belongs on pizza.
Everyone else: That’s a Gage Take.

by IgnoredShark April 23, 2023

The take of all time

Pretty much saying a hot take is a bad/horrible take.

Bob: roller blades are better than cars.

Jayden: the take of all time.

by Venux June 11, 2023

National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

August 2nd is take your boyfriend out to dinner of his choosing day

Did you know that august 2nd is National take your boyfriend out to dinner day

by Bigdawg425678 August 2, 2023

Small Take Kai

A Small Take Kai is a saying common among people who come from Reading, United Kingdom. It's used to describe someone who only takes a small portion despite there being an abundance of something.

Person 1: "Why did Josh only take two."

Person 2: "Yeah he's a real Small Take Kai."

by Hector_salamam October 30, 2023

Yukari Takeba

the best character in Persona 3

mark: I just got yukari takeba in my party
john: nice

by Smashington December 26, 2023

aj take

an egregious take on any world subject that there is a clear straight forward answer too that anybody should know.

last night jack said that mix martial arts isn’t a hard sport, man that was an aj take.

by a funguy123 May 24, 2024

Hot Take Shit Test

A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.

It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.

Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve

You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.

Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.

by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025