Math Porn

That applying math in meeting people’s needs and wants, or in coming up with products of desire, could make you über-rich, because the geeks shalt inherit the earth—think of the founders of Microsoft, Facebook, Apple, Amazon, TikTok, and Tesla.
Gates, Bezos, Zuckerberg, and Musk are today’s most prominent hate-and-love ambassadors of the math porn movement, whose products or services have led billions of users into technological or digital bondage.
by Numerati September 24, 2024
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Cracker Jack Porn

Describes a sub-genre of movies and/or television series wherein the following takes place: the protagonist (main character) conveys bored arrogance as they repeatedly snark their way to solving the unsolvable problem (think House or Harvey Spector), OR their skill level and talent are so advanced, so exceptional, that they have no equal (think Mission Impossible or John Wick).
"I spent the weekend binge-watching Scorpion, followed by The Equalizer!"
"You must really be into that Cracker Jack Porn, huh?"
by Trixie Domore May 18, 2024
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Zombie Porn

A type of porn where essentially theirs one women and a bunch of men and they cum on her before she dies.
Man 1-15: OMG I'M GONNA AHHHHH
Women: OMG I'M BLEEDING OUT STOP

Man 1-15: *cooms*
Women: *dies*
Man watching: *busted* that was some good Zombie Porn
by icrywhenijackoff March 05, 2023
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Porn Mommy

A colloquial term used to describe a character or persona in adult entertainment who embodies the traits of a MILF (Mother I'd Like to Fuck) and is depicted as a mature woman, often a cougar granny, engaging in romantic or intimate relationships with younger men. The term implies that older women, often portrayed as experienced and alluring, are considered desirable figures in certain adult-themed content. It's popular for younger boys to admire older mature women, the older women are lonely old women. These women are commonly depicted as desperate and eager to please or help the younger guy.

Also a term for any older woman that you would want to see as a Granny or MILF in a MILF porn video.
Sara Jay is the ultimate Porn Mommy.

Fergie is a total Porn Mommy.

I wanna turn my teacher Mrs.Smith into my personal Porn Mommy.

My neighbor Mrs.Smith would be such a great Porn Mommy.
by November 21, 2023
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Cover Porn

Porn prominently featuring big penises or dildos, which is obviously not for straight men. Or, poorly made porn with unattractive women for gay men so they can maintain a cover story with their families if their families snoop on their computers.
I wish you would stop making that cover porn, and re-focus on your tits, ass, and pussy.
by Publius0987 April 11, 2025
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Lesbian porn

Legit the best porn ever. And if your a cis man watching it your fucking nasty it’s for girls only while we mastrubate to it
Ah that lesbian porn last night was so good i even squirted
by Lesbian bitch 101 February 16, 2024
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Comfort Porn

Warm and fuzzy, but ultimately useless, feel-good memes or statements.
Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.
by BobBoxx November 20, 2022
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