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cafeteria speed date

A cafeteria speed date is comprised of three main steps:
1. Man/woman walks into a cafeteria/diner/eatery
2. Man/woman sits down with a person sitting alone
3. Man/woman has a conversation with that person as if on a date
Although awkward at first, this method of meeting people may sometimes be bold enough to work.
(Man sits down across from unsuspecting woman)
Man: "I know what you're thinking... But before you tell me to scram, I just wanna say that this is my first cafeteria speed date and you looked like you could use some company. What do you say?"
Woman: "(hesitates...) Uhh okay, I have a few minutes. What's your name?"
cafeteria speed date by JMayzin March 11, 2011
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Weed-Speed 

Adj- Not being able to tell how much time has passed while under the influence of marijuana.
Peter: Dude did you know how long i was cooking my fish for?

Ian: Nah man, i just smoked, im in weed-speed.
Weed-Speed by WrathTheStampede April 16, 2011
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Lorena: I am really sorry, honestly,I like you you a lot,but I didn’t get the “wow feeling” and that is what I am looking for when I start a relationship with someone!
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wow speech by Lolita67 October 16, 2012