Guy 1: -Yo, bruh. Why r u so sad?
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit
Guy 2: -Last night I made a critical shot to ma bae and when I pulled out my schlong it was full covered with shit
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JIMBO- “Yo homeboy last night was wild, I was stuffing Cindy lous Turkey last night if ya know what I mean and at the last minute I pulled the California cum shot and she loved it”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
BILLY BOOB- “yo really what a coincidence I was getting rodded from behind and taqueese did the same exact thing”
JIMBO- “hol up”
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"Forreal? Bruh that's a mouth shot!"
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by Slight- October 7, 2019
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Person 2: Holy shit dude are you okay? Should we go to him and teach him a lesson together?
Person 1: No way, he's too powerful.
Person 2: Holy shit dude are you okay? Should we go to him and teach him a lesson together?
Person 1: No way, he's too powerful.
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