suit syndrome

When a woman finds men extremely attractive when they wear suits and other formal attire; a sexual and physical attraction to men in formal clothes

Sarah: "oh my fucking god, look at mark in his button up and vest, I feel like he's just going to push me against a wall! Damn, I would hit that."
Eliza: "we both know mark isn't that hot, sounds like you've got a case of suit syndrome"

by Brooke923 December 17, 2017

sleepover syndrome

when you’re a lesbian/bi girl and have a crush on your straight girl friend

Sleepover by Hayley Kiyoko was my jam, but ever since I’ve developed sleepover syndrome that song just makes me sad and gay.

by ted evelyn mosby December 18, 2017

Yolie Syndrome

A rare condition where Yolie Dust is sprinkled on everything making it fucking fantastic and bad ass!!!

I was all pissed off until she came in and sprinkled Yolie Dust and made me fall deeper in love, it must be Yolie Syndrome.

by Yolie Lover January 3, 2018

Dragonfly Syndrome

A condition of a person, typically a edgy teen, who brags about doing drugs. Posts videos of smoking out of a bong with a description of how it changed their thoughts on existential life. Thier mom is a wash out prostitute who looks 80 at the age of 40. Dad left for cigarettes and never came back. Born out of a wine glass.

Nobody cares about your trips, you have dragonfly syndrome.

by Liploss April 20, 2020

Eubank Syndrome

Everything you own is better than everyone else's in the world. From as big as a house to as little as a toothbrush, if you have Eubank syndrome, everything you have is better than everyone else's no matter what.

Jimmy: "Yo I bought this new 2020 Lamborghini and it is so sexy"
A person with Eubank Syndrome: " Bro that car is so shit, I have an 1876 truck that is cleaner than that POS"

by jjjjjjaaaammmmeeesss March 9, 2020

Fat7e's Syndrome

It's the Syndrome where the perosn can't help but use the cringiest worst unrelated emojis you'll ever see
this Syndrome also works for pictures, Stickers and Gifs

wow that was a great convo, let's reply with this because I have Fat7e's Syndrome 😊🤯🤪😱🥴🤥🕺

by h0m4m May 22, 2020

DTMS Syndrome

Acronym for
Donald Trump Mini Stroke Syndrome
Scientific name Transient ischemic attack

Webster Dictionary had to add 5000 new jobs due to the president having DTMS Syndrome.
He alone has added new words like Covfefe,

Yos-e-nite, Thighland, Championch, Heroilynn,
Foistered, Susbesig, Humanitaries, Deligitimatize,
Her ridge, Pivittible, Benefishers, Resaption, Appliculibulls, Obstuulz, Bipartiss, Solucius, Forsiva , Liberalation & Asbadodizzoz

Just to name a few that have be reviewed for definitions

by Yuri Shatski September 2, 2020