straight eye for the queer guy

obviously fakin it, trippin on the flip side

by Anonymous October 6, 2003

Straight to video

Diarrhoea occurring very soon after eating.

John had to rush to the toilet before his kebab went straight to video.

by rycycles August 4, 2008

straight hedge

(n) (1)Gold, money, treasure, and anything that relates to it. (2)a band that has NiCoLe M, RuBy L, KeYsHa, JeSsIcA R, and sumtimes contain JuStInE T,(Gc FrEaK, Sc SqUaReD,PiNkYnAtOr, JuStIney WeEnY, and KrUnChYnAtOr.

Straight Hedge is a very good bnd in process.

by Sc SqUaReD... JoHnLoVr February 22, 2004

Straight

adj: Conformist, lame, not good or exciting

We went to the new bar but it was so straight even my granny would be bored

by Perprtua March 5, 2011

Straight

(1) Old fashion
(2) uninteresting
(3) common place
(4) well behaved

Kid 1: This band's new album sucks ass, they've changed their sound so much.
Kid 2: I know. They've lost their uniqueness. Now they're just boring sell-outs who sound like every other band in their genre.
Kid 3: Yeah those guys are so fucking straight my mom listens to them now.

by jojobinks April 20, 2012

Super Straight

The attraction of a male born with XY Chromosomes to a Female born with XX Chromosomes and vise versa.

Commonly referred to as a “Fake Sexuality” by Heterophobic Individuals.

JERRY: Wait, do you have XX chromosomes?
MARIA: Yes. I was born with them. We’re you always a Guy?

JERRY: Yep, Since birth!
MARIA: Why did you ask?
JERRY: I’m Super Straight... I only date females who accepted their Gender from birth.
MARIA: Awww ME TOO.

by Wow, you mad bro... or suh... March 6, 2021

Super straight

the people who have this in their bio, have the biggest most massive -

Miranda: hey Tyrese are you super straight

Tyrese: yeah
Miranda: Oh I just know it’s massive

by CaptainCapNot March 9, 2021