potato biscuit

A stupid person with dry skin.

"Stop being such a potato biscuit."

"He is such a potato biscuit."

"I wonder if his mother is a potato biscuit also."

by imstalkingyou123456789 October 09, 2011

morning breakfast potatoes

slang for gay sex

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes

by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 06, 2023

Trash Potato

A potato that one has found in the trash - most likely that has been in there for way too long.

I feel like a trash potato.

by Yushatak February 05, 2019

Jack Big Potato

An expression that describes someone imposing, of great prowess and importance.
However, the expression implicitly means that the individual is someone arrogant, that thinks very highly of themselves, but who is completely unaware of their substandardness and foolish looks in the eyes of others.

"You're sitting here, thinking you're Jack Big Potato, with your little gang."

by Anterooo November 17, 2023

Potato Mitts

An Irishman's fists.

"When his Irish Catholic father found out that he got expelled, he beat the shiiit out of him with his potato mitts."

"Conor, this is a 4 year old's birthday party; not UFC. Stop hitting me with your potato mitts trying to prove you're king of the inflatable castle - literally no one cares."

by written_slander November 25, 2023

Potato bear

A bear with or consisting of potatoes, or eating a large amount of potatoes. It is also a name for someone who eats an inordinate about of potatoes.

The potato bear at my potatoes somewhere and its gone Felisha, there's NO MORE POTATOES

by Potatoes bear November 12, 2018

gooch potato

1. The dandruff clumps on your taint.
2. An obscure sexual aroused fetish using potatos
3. Sticking your nose between Someones pelvis and anus.

Katie:What are you doing back there Jim?
Jim: There were yellow flakes on the bed !
Katie:You think its gooch potato?

Jim:Its definitely gooch potato

by AsAboveSoBelow420 October 12, 2017