Play Monopoly

The act of have a three-way with your Colombian girlfriends dad.

Dude, my girlfriend invited me over to play monopoly, but when I got there he was naked

by RealNigga69420 March 20, 2021

Milk is playing the piano

A thing you might accidentally say instead of saying someone is playing the piano

Person 1: milk is playing the piano.
Person 2: do you mean your dog?

by potvaliant cloud June 21, 2024

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Natural State of Play

The Natural State of Play is the science of predicting the status of a womans Vagina using key indicators such as the Natural State of - Eyebrow Thickness, Eyebrow Length, Folicle Density, Colour, and other key indicators such as hair density on her arms, and other areas.

"Wow, I bet she'd have a great VJ".

"Are you kidding, she shaves her eyebrows, and look at how thick they are!" "She'd be fine when it's all primped and plucked, but after a few months she'll let herself go and the Natural State of Play will kick in and you'll have a Woolly Mammoth on your hands!!!!

by Benny Walker October 9, 2011

Playing Kazoo

Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"

"I played kazoo last night?"

"The instrument?"

"No. I was playing kazoo"

"Ah, so you're gay"

"Yeah"

by Musical_Doodle May 26, 2017

play executor

a third party executor; often used to describe a user that injects hacks

"the man was a play executor"

by jrdonq28293 December 4, 2023

play ping-pong

doing the deed or engaging in some sexual activity

soyeon: I don't wanna play this ping-pong, I would rather film a tiktok.
Hyuna: play that ping-pong.
Krista: I wanna play ping-pong with him!

by lilac with a l October 20, 2023