seasoned penis

A penis that has aquired a sexually transmitted disease.

Usually has a rotten nob. Very unappealing.

"OMG i got a seasoned penis!"

by DJD December 20, 2003

penis thinking

to think with you other head not having any regard for other people but the person your with. usually thinking about sex while the other person talks

i was doing so much penis thinking last night, man all i could think about was fucking her

by logan2556 March 2, 2008

penis cage

A BDSM device to 'control' the penis and male sex-drive. Frequently worn by 'sissy gurls' to feminise their sexual drive. Used to stop a male partner masturbating without his partners knowledge. Occaisionally worn by self lockers to centre their sexual tensioin by stopping masturbation outside of 'relesed' periods, which can vary from hours to days or months.

To stop Keith's sleeping around Carol fitted his penis cage nice and tight.

Harry was a self locker and wore his penis cage on dates.

At the nudist beach Samantha was fascinated by Ted's penis cage

by Townsman December 29, 2014

penis hickey

A penis hickey is a hematoma of any size and any shape on the penis caused by rough oral action.

Fuck, my girl gave me a penis hickey!
Wow dude, you're one lucky bastard!
Yea I know man, I ain't complaining

by Sharkgirl84 July 25, 2010

penis clenching

when one sees someone so un-sexually arousing that the tip of the penis literally clenches shut. One assumes this is a natural human reaction to even the slightest chance of sperm leaving the body and finding its way to an egg housed in the object of one's disgust, thus furthering the insult to mankind that is said person.

Guy 1: "dude, that look on your face, are you penis clenching?"
Guy 2: "Check out Nora the whale over by the concessions stand" (shocker)

by thebiggercat September 12, 2010

penis haver

a man

guy 1: hey are you a man?

guy 2: no im a penis haver

by babe haver April 19, 2021

Penis smacking

Penis smacking is the art of repeatedly hitting your own penis with your, or anothers hand for pleasure. You can also use objects such as wood, spoons, whips, and maces.

Bill: My penis hurts. Andy: Why? Bill: That stupid bitch Kate started Penis Smacking me the other night with a whip!

by Chase11 June 26, 2009