slapped by Jesus 

An expreesion, which describes a state of a person or a thing, who got beaten so hard, that is out of order or temporary paralyzed/dysfunctioning.

- "Damn it, my computer has ceased to work suddenly".
- "It was probaby slapped by Jesus".

slapped by Jesus by phlegmat March 25, 2005

Digital Jesus 

A nickname for the artist "Jon Bellion" given to him by himself.

Did you listen to "Conversations with my Wife"? He just dropped it like that. Jon is such a digital jesus.

Digital Jesus by andieestreet October 20, 2018

to jesus (someone) 

(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"

Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."

Bill: "What a fucktard."

to jesus (someone) by Rick8296 August 31, 2005

Based Jesus 

Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus.

Something people on tumblr always say.

"thank u based jesus"

Based Jesus by Jayy Jayy October 1, 2013

black raptor baby jesus 

a saying to express extreme surprise and or happiness. or rick james

Dear black raptor baby jesus that chick is actually really hot!

black raptor baby jesus by Trey shizzle October 16, 2008

it tastes like jesus 

A term used to describe the greatest taste of a certain food or drink product. Often used to describe the taste of common day products such as sanwiches, pizza and juices that taste exceptionally good.

guy 1: this bagel tastes amazing it is like the best i have everr tasted.

guy 2: so you mean it tastes like jesus?

guy 1: yeah, exactly.

it tastes like jesus by ian131313 September 30, 2010

Trap Jesus 

The second hand man of a Trap God's drug ring. In charge of taking care of snitches, and making sure the big deals go smooth without a problem.

Trap Jesus Hailey just had her men shoot up the crack house on fourth street.

Trap Jesus by trap_moses December 2, 2014