Flying Squirrel

A person who thinks they can do something, but they can't and shouldn't

Zachari Halkias is such a flying squirrel and that's the tea.

by yeeyeegirl55373 May 15, 2019

flying poop scooter

When someone shits on the floor and then proceeds to step on it with their foot and "ride" it around the house smearing it everywhere like they were riding a scooter

Bro you finna tryna flying poop scooter this lame ass party?

by FaggotDildoFacory January 29, 2018

flying on plucked feathers

Relying on someone else to do something for you after screwing them over.

Azure: Can you ask Sapphire to pour us some coffee?
Cobalt: But you drank her coffee yesterday.
Azure: And I want some today.
Cobalt: You're flying on plucked feathers, mate.

by Blues and Dumbness October 16, 2025

Catching The Flying Squirrel

When a man lays on his back while masturbating and attempts to shoot his load up in an arch and catch it in his mouth

"Where's Rob?"
"I don't know, he called in, probably at home catching the flying squirrel "

by UnkleLumpY July 8, 2022

Fly straight

Fly straight means to live clean, to stay out of trouble and live an honest life. It also means to do the right thing.

I’m not lying and cheating on my wife Im going to fly straight.

by DifferentCloth November 25, 2024

Gonzo Fly

When the weed in your pipe is all burned out.

"hey man is there another hit left in that pipe?"
"no man i think its gonzo fly"

by Amplaya420 May 18, 2010

Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.

Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..

by That’s so raven April 23, 2024