Fly-Eyed Gonzo

The look attained when squeezing tight the male scrotum in the bath so the balls look like flies eyes above the penis, which resembles the nose of the muppet named Gonzo

"Your genitals look like a fly-eyed gonzo"

by SlightlySubversive January 10, 2012

Fly-sexual

A fly that is an equal opportunity offender in terms of being annoying and/or embarassing during televised appearances is fly-sexual.

Him: Hey, did you see that fly that kept bothering the VP during debates? It was all anybody focused on. It was hilarious!
Me: Did you see that there was also a fly on the Supreme Court nominee during the hearings!

Him: I goes this one is fly-sexual.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 14, 2020

Flying Dutchman

The guy/gal who always has the Dutches/Leaves for a matchup.

Friend: Yo i got the dutches,

Me: You always get the dutches lmao
Friend: Das right, call me the Flying Dutchman

by Mishu Jays October 23, 2017

Flying Pony Technique

A technique used in the game PUBG (Player Unknown's BattleGround) in which a chauffeur will take a car and drive around enemies to draw attention and allow his teammates to shoot at the targets. The survival rate of those doing this technique is unusually high, which is strange.

Yesterday night, Lpeace went around and executed the perfect flying pony technique!

by Erkanis February 8, 2022

That will happen when pigs fly

A saying that once meant something would never happen. Rendered obsolete with the advent of the police helicopter.

“Cops aint gonna catch us, that will happen when pigs fly!”
“Bro the police helicopter is listening, shut up”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

three flys up

Sexual act performed with a male masturbating in a chair with his back to three women. Upon ejaculating, he shoots his load over his shoulder and the three women waiting compete to see who can catch his load in their mouth. First to women to catch 3 wins.

see also: white magician, sacrifice fly

"Playing three flys up with your mouth is hard, we should be allowed to use baseball gloves"

by therube February 24, 2010

If i could fly

Sad song whose performers are Niall Horan, Louis Tomlinson, Harry Styles and Liam Payne. Album: Made in the A.M

X: whats your favorite song?
Me: if i could fly by 1d

by Gala Horan May 31, 2021