Cock Chair

A rare disease found in some african countries where your cock, is actually a 18th century chair.

Also: When you have sex with a fat chick and your dick is shaped like a chair after wards and people sit on it after all the chairs in the house are taken.

I had sex with a fat chick and now people sit on me, all cock chair like

by ihavecockchair February 18, 2008

Pussy Cock

The action of cutting off your cock and shoving it in your partner's pussy

Partner #1 I am going to give you the best pussy cock ever!
Partner #2 Yes bitch

by Baznigger May 29, 2017

cock in the mouth

To have oral intercourse with someone (see citm)

Since you are on the rag, how about a little cock in the mouth?

by Merkin March 24, 2005

snow cock

What you build instead of a snowman if you possess latent homo-erotic tendencies.

Oh look at those college fruits building a snow cock.It looks like they are stroking it.

by Eric Cartman for President September 25, 2005

cock-blocking

When a friend of yours calls you while you are about to get it on, or when someone comes in while you and your partner are about to have intercourse and keeps you from it by talking, making noise, etc.

Dude, don't call me. Stop cock-blocking!

by Trey Smart January 4, 2008

beer cock

The term used to define a long lasting male sexual performance after a full night of drinking.

Jane complained that her jaw hurt after giving head to Dan for over an hour to which Dan replied, "bitch I can't help it, I got a mad case of the beer cock."

by Omar the Piledriver March 14, 2009

Beast cock

1: An unusually large male sex organ, often hairy.
2: The male sex organ of a beast, such as Beast from the X-Men, Beast from Beauty and the Beast, and Dolph Lundgren.
See also: Dick, Wang, Johnson, Jimmy, Fuckrod, Man Meat, andSchlong

Hey, didn't that guy play Ivan Drago in Rocky IV? Man, does he have a beast cock, or what?!?

by Bob Vila March 2, 2004