Flappy bird

When a guy is asleep, a girl slaps his face. That causes him to get a boner, so the girl jumps onto his dick. The guy screams, she shits in his mouth and he puts it on his dick. Then puts it back in her ass.

I did a flappy bird with a prostitute last night.

by Flappybirdmaker January 27, 2019

baby birded

When someone spits in your mouth having just recently eaten

"He was eating something gross and then just straight up baby birded me"

by Lexicon239 February 5, 2019

Bird Boxed

A home is Bird Boxed when all windows have their blinds and curtains closed.

During the polar vortex, Ace the cat hated that all of the blinds were Bird Boxed ....

by Mr David February 9, 2019

Bird

Thot ; annoying ratchet female

She’s really a bird , she never stops clapping

by Slopes best February 9, 2019

bird-init

V. When you are drinking with a partner and you feed them a shot through a kiss.

I was drinking with my friend Suzi yesterday and she asked for a drink, so I bird-init straight to her when we started to makeout.

by Ace madea February 11, 2019

Bird

a bumass bitch, can also mean a Triflin' ass hoe

"I seen Kawana at the club last night with some ratchet ass weave on ha head, that bitch is a certified bird!!!"

"Bitch you a bird, quit snooping through your mans phone"

by BigNewport1000 February 12, 2019

Flappy Bird

Aka Curtis Critchley

Flappy bird-

“Chris I don’t know what to do the customer wants help with something”

“Help them then”

“But Rod is using the keys”

“Well use the other set then”

Curtis flaps around wildly and takes the wrong bunch then returns later having not helped the customer, flustered and confused.

“That’s it I’m sick of this, there is not a key on this bunch and I don’t know what to do”

by Wahaag February 14, 2019