canoe beer

Any weak watery beer.

Why is canoe beer like making love in a canoe? It's f++king close to water.

by Rollins Budo March 29, 2022

Beer Dweller

A belligerent person who knuckle drags for beer and fiends for beer

my dad was Beer Dweller looking for another victim

by anonymous November 29, 2022

beer buds

Originated as a misspelling of "ear buds". Similar to beer goggles, except for your ears. When you listen to something that sounds awful while sober but sounds great while drunk.

"Dude, did you hear the new Nickelback album? It's fucking off the CHAIN!"
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."

by ArtisOracle March 12, 2013

beer spawn

A location where one leaves unused or unwanted beer/alcohol in a public location such as woods or bushes. Anyone can take the beer but it is expected that it will be replaced eventually either by the person who took it or by a new person who is looking to get rid of their alcohol.

Guy 1: hey dude we don't have any beer
Guy 2:lets go check the beer spawn for any

Man 1: hey I have all this old natty light I don't want
Man 2: dude throw that at the beer spawn someone will defiantly want it

by Greenleaf3 October 3, 2015

Boo beer

When you create/make beer

Johnny : hello johfam today we are going to brew beer
Taeil: boo beer...

by anonymous May 19, 2021

Beer Hops

When one engages in the act of a beer enema and proceeds to shoot it out into the homies mouth.

Yo bro we were doing Beer Hops outta the homie last night where were you?

by King Of Spring Break May 11, 2019

Shower Beer

Shower beer is not a specific brand of beer but a beer bottle that someone would drink in the shower. The usage of beer like this is a very new concept, only coming around in the 2000s to 2010s. It is commonly used to combine the stress relieving properties of showering and the pleasure giving chemicals in beer. Sometimes other alcohols are used but only rarely compared to beer in the shower. It is very similar to drinking wine in the bath.

A: "What's that weird bottle in the corner of your shower?"
B: "Oh, that's just my shower beer, I sometimes put it under the shower to replenish."

by yogha April 1, 2024