The designated person/persons at a frat party who monitors and distributes the beer to party goers (sometimes from behind a pedestal). Usually that asshole who asks "who do you know here?".
"The beer wizard asked me what the Capitol of North Carolina was and I couldn't think of it! No beer for me."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
"Two beers please Mr. Beer Wizard."
by broooomswuad April 17, 2015
Get the Beer Wizardmug. Beer wizardry actually consists of duct taping your 1st empty beer can to the bottom of your 2nd beer. Full beer on top. Repeat. Enjoy.
I can see by your Canadian beer wizard staff you just got to the party. ***Had to add Canadian to get it submitted.***
by anonymous March 17, 2023
Get the Canadian Beer Wizardmug. Associated with Will Ferrel’s son. The process of stacking empty cans of beer to use in a sexual act.
by Jack,1112 December 22, 2023
Get the Beer towermug. Driving in my car right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!
Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this fuck
With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!
by Fearh and hungah July 19, 2025
Get the Driving in my car right after a beermug. A condition that makes a guy think he's got a purple heart and he's rescuing a damsel in distress from a bank robber, no matter the actual circumstances.
by The Original Agahnim November 20, 2021
Get the beer musclesmug. A bottle of champagne or wine, drunk straight from the bottle, whilst you're partying or out getting lit with friends.
Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.
Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
Utilized by those who cbf with glasses, lining up for drinks, and/or buys the drank by the bottle.
Often passed around the dfloor between friends.
Benefits include: money savings, less time in queues, getting lit.
You wanna get some Gangster Beer?
Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!
Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?
Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.
Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
Yo, pass me the Gangsta Beer!
Did you bring the Gangster Beer for the PLS $1 party?
Is that Gangsta Beer? Gimme some.
Dayum, this some good Gangsta beer!
by Jorpra October 19, 2016
Get the Gangster Beermug. When you get on the beers early and come dinner time, you are either too spangled to remember to eat, or too bloated to even consider it. Dinner time passes by but the beers continue, therefore you had beers for dinner.
Having beers for dinner is known to increase the effects of a hangover. This may lead to hair of the dog, which may lead to having beers for dinner, again.
Having beers for dinner is known to increase the effects of a hangover. This may lead to hair of the dog, which may lead to having beers for dinner, again.
by dickfister93 May 17, 2025
Get the beers for dinnermug.