gig bum

A condition that arises from a poor diet and lifestyle which, when passing a morning stool results in acidic stomach acid residue remaining in the butt crack after a good wiping. Combine this with the setup of a live event, where sometimes thousands of steps are taken moving around the venue and a high humidity level; results in an uncomfortable rash forming between the butt cheeks. Depending on the severity, the afflicted will tend to move around less as the day goes on, a shower is the only known remedy. Once treated the condition can still take over 12 hours to settle. Ointments may soothe over this period, but who wants to go there?

"I pulled a 20 hour shift on Friday."
"That would have paid well?"
"Yeah it did, but I got a bad case of gig bum."

by xxX-Philby-Xxx March 1, 2009

Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.

"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"

by I Am Jack's Medulla Oblongata March 9, 2009

funky bum muffin

Pertaining to an extraordinarily foul smelling bowel movement.

"Jesus, that cat just laid a funky bum muffin"

by Wyatt/Black December 9, 2008

bumming

to really like something

im bumming that bag

by pengness...x January 9, 2009

Bum nice

Something comfortable to sit on that cushions the posterior, especially when seated somewhere uncomfortable. Can be anything from a cushion to a tire.

"This seat's really hard. I could do with some bum nice"

by Sophie Dickson October 10, 2008

bum

to take code from a program and make it more efficient or compact while sacrificing readability thus making it more complex...

"i bummed 12 lines of code last night"

by yabber October 16, 2008

camel bum

when a woman's leggings are wedged into her buttocks, similar to a camel toe but with the bum.

Look at her camel bum! Its huge! Yoga pants are AWESOME!!!

by smellysnake January 11, 2014