A basic white douche is a male who partakes of Nike basketball shorts, Nike shin high socks, and Nike bath slippers all at the same time. He is frequently completely brainless, very muscular, and a total jerk. Other identifying factors are: basic white douche tattoos and bro tanks. He is also always Caucasian.
John: Who is that muscular guy in the tank top with "inspiration," tattooed to his forearm in cursive?
Mike: I don't know, but he is certainly a basic white douche.
Mike: I don't know, but he is certainly a basic white douche.
by StapleStaplesStapelton February 08, 2015
1. A term used on the television show "South Park" to refer to the psychic John Edward, who claims to channel the dead family members of the peole in his studio audience. In the episode of South Park, John Edwards is given "The Biggest Douche In the Universe" award by members of the intergallactic community.
2. This year, the biggest douche in the Universe award goes to John Mark Karr. This attention seeking pedophile is getting the attention he wants by the second biggest douche in the universe---the American media.
2. This year, the biggest douche in the Universe award goes to John Mark Karr. This attention seeking pedophile is getting the attention he wants by the second biggest douche in the universe---the American media.
I am tired of seeing The biggest douche in the universe, John Mark Karr on the news every time I turn on MSNBC and CNN.
by Nikki4mets August 24, 2006
bloggers, fucking douche bag
by cheech marin12 February 24, 2009
A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.
You'll know a Lesbian Douche Bag by her pick up lines, like, “Is your girlfriend sitting here?” (She sits down.) “Now she is.”
by D-Bag Haters October 07, 2011
Geraldo Rivera before he was Geraldo Rivera.
by moogookrew November 18, 2007
Overly aggressive cyclists who ride fixed gear (single gear) road bikes and are generally employed as bike couriers. They have an elevated sense of importance and entitlement to the road and endanger everyone around them by running red lights, weaving between cars and getting irrate when anyone objects to their douchy ways. Their mortal enemy is the taxi driver, though they have a stong hatred of all motorists.
You can spot them at stop lights trying to impress everyone with their little balancing act, trying not to touch the ground with their feet (they will claim they do this to avoid unclipping their clip-in bike shoes). Their traditional garb includes 80's biker caps (they are far too cool to ever wear helmets), courier bags, bike shorts and ironic t-shirts.
If you see one approach at your own risk. They are known to fly off the handle or, at the very least, say something sarcastic. The best way to trap one is to lure them close with a tall boy of Stiegel of a bottle of Labatt 50 and then club them over the head with a U-lock.
You can spot them at stop lights trying to impress everyone with their little balancing act, trying not to touch the ground with their feet (they will claim they do this to avoid unclipping their clip-in bike shoes). Their traditional garb includes 80's biker caps (they are far too cool to ever wear helmets), courier bags, bike shorts and ironic t-shirts.
If you see one approach at your own risk. They are known to fly off the handle or, at the very least, say something sarcastic. The best way to trap one is to lure them close with a tall boy of Stiegel of a bottle of Labatt 50 and then club them over the head with a U-lock.
Look at that Fixie la Douche who just cut off that old lady and then punched her car window for honking at him! What a prick!
by Chiefwiggy September 02, 2009
a recently used douche sandwitched between two burger buns, if desired the buns can be toasted like in subway. This is considered a delicasy in norway.
Dave- "what the fuck is that norwegian eating"
Alan- "I think its a sloppy douche burger"
Dave- "wow, that looks like a pile of shit, why would anyone eat one?"
Alan- "dont knock it until you've tried it man"
Alan- "I think its a sloppy douche burger"
Dave- "wow, that looks like a pile of shit, why would anyone eat one?"
Alan- "dont knock it until you've tried it man"
by jamalshamali September 02, 2009