A vow taken in order to pledge to refrain from constantly messaging, liking and/or commenting on statuses of your crush.
In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.
This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
In other words, you force yourself to completely ignore your crush online so that you can make an attempt to converse with them in person.
This vow prevents the insomnia and/or obsession caused by non-stop Facebook checks in order to see if the said crush has replied or paid any attention to the crush-ee.
"Man, Laura is totally Facebook stalking David!"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."
"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
"Yeah, she needs to take a Facebook chastity vow."
"Susan still hasn't replied to my comment! I can't stand this!"
"Dude- chill. Take a Facebook chastity vow and cool your jets"
by shortblondefriend October 17, 2011
Get the Facebook chastity vowmug. When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.
Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
by dob293 January 1, 2013
Get the Facebook Friend Massacremug. An AI whose job is to show Facebook users when a post is false, and cite articles to prove it. Unfortunately, it has several major flaws that turn it into a laughing stock:
Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)
Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.
Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.
Problem 4: Sometimes, the sources used actually prove that the post is indeed true, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
Problem 1: It is extremely left-wing biased to the point of censorship. You will NEVER see a liberal post getting fact-checked, but by golly, they will slap every conservative post with a "false/misleading info" tag if it paints President Biden in a bad light. (But then again, it's Mark Zuckerberg. What'd you expect?)
Problem 2: It is denser than a black hole. It cannot detect sarcasm in posts at all, and will fact-check the stupidest posts that are obviously jokes.
Problem 3: The sources it cites are often not credible; see Problem 1.
Problem 4: Sometimes, the sources used actually prove that the post is indeed true, which is exactly the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 13, 2021
Get the Facebook Fact-Checkermug. When you're up late at night and you posts on Facebook instantly when they're posted. Essentially it's where the later you stay up, the less people post. Anything after Midnight tends to be Pages posting stupid stuff, but none of your friends actually post interesting content. So when something comes along that's actually cool, or in rare instances like when your friends actually tag you in a post or comment on your status, you get really excited and respond fast. It's a bit like a bell curve, during the day when you get a lot of notifications you're kinda like eh, whatever, and you're barely excited, but the later it gets the more exciting it gets....
It was around 4am when the Facebook Insomniac Effect happened: I was tagged in a video and I found myself bursting into flames, flames of excitement.
by delaware dongle March 25, 2013
Get the Facebook Insomniac Effectmug. When a pimp searches for his ho from last night's party on facebook the next day after his hangover. This includes after he has done as much as possible with her that night. He knows he is a badass!
by Madman12 October 16, 2007
Get the facebook dat homug. Those creepy dudes that friend hot women only to leave random comments in their photo section, usually of their bikini or clubwear/slutwear pics....said dudes are usually 1) Twice the age of the woman and/or 2) Foreigners and/or 3) Borderline Pedos. The FB equivalent of the construction worker hooting at women on the street
"Lookin good, hot mama...yeahhh" (hear it in the voice of Cheech, it's funnier)..or "ur so hot!!!!!"...or "I and you can to be the togetherness people for long time"...are typical Facebook Construction Worker phrases....
by weaselpuppy June 10, 2010
Get the Facebook Construction Workermug. One who speaks highly of themself and constantly boasts about themselves or other things they believe they have complete knowledge in.
He's bitter from his past relationship, now he's posting things on fb like he's a love guru & how he's now a better person by joining Martial Arts, but he's really nothing but Facebook Front St.
by None other than D February 20, 2011
Get the Facebook Front St.mug.