Tea or Coffee

A statement that you say to someone when they are indecisive, even though going with two options is cheaper than the amount of time waisted deciding.

John: I'm spending hours analyzing charts to decide which crypto to get.
Me: Tea or Coffee!

Explanation: If that person spent their time that they waisted analyzing charts on a real job (like McDonalds) then the money they get paid would allow them to invest in both cryptos.

by awericktinuse November 16, 2021

Weak tea

Another way of calling someone or something thing weak.

Bro: “I can easily take you down no problem.”
Dad: “Man, your weak tea.”

by Sneakycat June 2, 2023

Peach tea

urina

Take a bucket of piss and call it peach tea.

by hameson7 September 18, 2022

pleb tea

Tea with a spoon of sugar in it

Dya want tea?
Yeah sure go on.
Pleb tea?
Yeah fancy a bit of something sweet.

by niceoin February 18, 2014

tea-rific

(adj) Alternative form of terrific, in a way that involves tea or a tea party.

I'm having a tea-rific tea party.

by Ritacca February 20, 2023

Tea time alarm

An alarm that happens periodically throughout the day in England and everyone has to drink tea or face a fine of £129 from the TVA
You will not be fined however if you are unconscious because unconscious people dont want tea

John:"alright time to start my homework"
*tea time alarm*
John:"Oh no it's the tea time alarm I can't afford another fine from the TVA"
Susan:"pretend to be unconscious quick there's no time to make tea"

by Marshywanderer March 17, 2025

tea

a term derived from the poc queer community used as a compliment to another individual or to describe something appealing

" Girl that outfit is tea!"

by kiki belle<3 June 28, 2024