Suck your own tail

To orally stimulate ones own penis

"DAVID....Clean your room!"

"Go Suck your own tail"

by Sam the Man December 4, 2003

suck her and fuck her

When you want to do a girl, you lick her pussy first, then start the banging.
Considered alot by women, that why most guys just get on with the bang her and hang her

Me:Damn, she wanted me to suck her and fuck her last night!
Guy 2:That's harsh man!

by asses April 4, 2005

Go suck an egg

Well it's about telling someone to go kill yourself but he spell it wrong

Go suck an egg quick before it gets worse

by Yayayayuayauausuusuahahsush March 10, 2018

cum sucking donkey fucker

a person who smokes copious amounts of donkey pole or someone who is a real cunt

dave: man, c.c. totally bogarted that joint last nite
jen:I know
dave:greedy bitch
jen: hes a cum sucking donkey fucker

by daves not here August 7, 2006

salmon sucking fanny lick

verb. Technique used in tiresome mariage. Couples who find them selves less and less attacted to each other sexually insert a live salmon into their lovers vagina or anus and will proceed to lick the salmon into submission while giving their parter exceptional levels of pleasure.

George: You know Mildred I'm not sure you do it for me anymore.. you know bedroom wise
Mildred: Get the salmon...
George: Of course a salmon sucking fanny lick!! Our mariage is saved!

by Day_tomo November 29, 2007

suck my left nut

an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior

josh: ur annoying

me: we you can SUCK MY LEFT NUT

by a kool persono April 2, 2020

Suck my fallopian tube!

Similar to "suck my dick", but feminised.

Allan: I hear you had some fun on Saturday night... **wiggles eyebrows suggestively**
Nicole: Oh, suck my fallopian tube!

by Jade17996 August 22, 2008