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the meat pie

A term coined by Lord Aethelstan, "The Meat Pie" is when you take a fat shit, freeze it overnight, insert that frozen shit into a woman's vagina, and let it melt inside. You can also add "glaze" once "The Meat Pie" is completed.
A: ay mang yo girl fiiiiine
B: aha you know it gang, i'mma give that bitch some of "The Meat Pie" tonight
by guvnor1912 November 22, 2023
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cartoon pie

You always fly to it when the smoke gets you
Cartoon pie always makes you fly
by XxTheIsis123xX May 26, 2021
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7/11 travellers Pie

A long, straight pie then sits perfectly in your hand and can be eaten on the go. You don’t need to stretch your mouth because the pie is already shaped perfectly to slide right in.
Lily: “look, a 7/11”
Ky: “oh my gosh, we should get a 7/11 travellers pie”
Both: *push hand toward mouth pretending they are already biting down into one*
by Alien blues January 21, 2022
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Magnesium Pie

An illegal pie, normally containing meat and ecstasy (where the ecstasy is either in the pie itself, or in the pastry). The flavouring is odd, and it's one of the more hated illegal pie/drug hybrids.
"That tastes disgusting... What is it?"
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."
by C L G June 28, 2018
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Cream Pie

The pre- to early internet porn definition was a vaginal area with semen on it, usually in a still photo. That is it. Pie was slang for vagina at one time. Fur pie for example (back when women had pubic hair).
In this photo spread (page 9), Barbie get a cream pie…and we don’t mean banana, though boy does she has some coconuts. Schwing!
by Farfugneugen August 5, 2023
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Cutie Pie

Gay, Hobo, Stalker, Pedophile And Lesbian
"Fuck You Your Such A Sussy Baka and Probably A Cutie Pie"
by YourMotherAndMeFucking February 4, 2022
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Fried Strawberry Crème Pie

Cumming in a girl who is on her period, while you’re extremely stoned.
I hit the Roor and then gave my girlfriend a fried strawberry crème pie last night.
by Charmon90 May 7, 2023
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