ghosts of your paternal aunt

interjection indicates a strong feeling of distrust towards the other party's responses or claims. Used to call bullshit on someone's claims.

Ryan: I'm not touching or moving anything on your desk.
Ebi: GHOSTS OF YOUR PATERNAL AUNT! I just saw you grab a box of matches. Put it back!

by BramT April 11, 2021

Ghost Vibing

When your listening to a song and the beat stops and then goes on again
And your still Vibing all the way through

She was still ghost Vibing when the song was done

by Yeeter... October 3, 2023

"ghost writer" AUTHORity

Rampant in "chain of command" situations --- especially the military and "mega-biz" establishments --- whereby everybody wants to push underlings around but then hastily "passes the buck" and claims ignorance/innocence when things go sour. Refers to the deplorable practice of an arrogant/dictatorial/irresponsible/ignorant a**h**e with way too much power ("authority") giving unwise/ineffective/counter-productive orders to one or more hapless underlings, brusquely refusing to listen to their urgently-beseeching appeals about the fallacy/unfairness/danger of proceeding as he told them, but then suddenly shedding all knowledge/responsibility (i.e., not admitting that he was indeed the "author" of those crazy stipulations) regarding said preposterous directives whenever s**t hits the fan afterwards as a result of his subordinates' having reluctantly-but-obediently carried out his unwisely-mandated actions.

I long ago decided to not just blindly/arbitrarily follow orders/rules/laws, no matter what position or experience or education/training that their "authors" happened to supposedly possess... I **always** use my own judgement/conscience in all my actions. Too many times in the past, I've gotten in knee-deep doo-doo MYSELF for someone else's screw-ups in reasoning/planning, only to have said "idiot in power" pull da ol' "ghost writer" AUTHORity trick on me, never admitting or even falsely denying ever having told me to proceed that way, just so that HE would not have to suffer any of the fallout from his own preposterous directives.

by QuacksO August 25, 2018

ghost busted

the female version of cock blocking

Kimberly was about to get some but then Gina ghost busted her.

by calzonealicious March 7, 2009

Ghost

Cool Swedish rock band with a hot vocalist

goodness gracious the people in the band ghost are hot

by VenusGhoulette May 12, 2023

Moaning Ghost

The sexual act when one party is engaging in sexual intercourse from behind and just as they are about to orgasm, they pour a cup of water and then a cup of flour on the other’s body.

Did you hear Ethan did the Moaning Ghost with that hippie chick last night? She’s pissed…

by Tim.O.Thy July 15, 2021

Ghost rider

during sex, you light eachother's hair on fire like the flaming skull of ghost rider and his fiery ride.

I'm bald because Trish and I tried the ghost rider last night.

by jehtro j cornbinder November 9, 2021