Douche salâde

A douchebag so douché, his fabric is comprised of the douchiest qualities amassed from the douchiest of douchebags. These ingredients together combine to form the ultimate douche: the douche salâde, a douche so douchey that a circumflex was required to capture the full extent of his doucheté.

NB: Not to be confused with douche salad.

Example 1
A: Hey, take a look at that ass wipe over there.
B: I know, right? What a douche salâde!

Example 2
A: Why aren't you pussies drinking yet? It's like 3 PM!
B: Brad, stop being such a douche salâde...

by Caesar Salâde March 17, 2016

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Tadder Salade

Its a food made out of potatoes, and pther stuff. Its, a southern thing.

People call me,' Tadder Salade '.

by Officer Wilkinson July 23, 2017

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salad • Salad Fingers • salad shooter • salad tossing • Salad Bowl • salad shaker • salad tosser • salad dodger • salad bar • Salad Dressing

The Salads

3D animation about living vegetables

I enjoy watching The Salads.

by tk1995 June 4, 2018

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Greek-Saladdins

When your girl is licking your hairy asshole then she shoves a magic carpet down your desert hole

Hey babe let's stay in tonight and partake in greek-saladdins, it seems intriguing and a great way to spice up things in the bedroom.

by jwjax97🤘👅🌮 September 1, 2018

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The Saladbowl

Another name for Canmore, Alberta, Canada.

The town is surrounded by mountains leaving the town in the bottom of the "bowl".

Any time severely heavy rains occur ,the waters collect in the town/the bottom of the "bowl" as the water runs off the mountains.

The mountains and valleys are surrounded by deep and lush foliage.
Therefore, Canmore is a saladbowl.

"When I was in Alberta I stayed at a motel in the Saladbowl."

by SLRW July 28, 2021

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Shard Salada

Eating someone's ass out who has just sharded (fart that went wrong)

She gave me a shard salada and I liked it

by Rod77777 April 25, 2022

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la salade de la dame

The eating of a cucumber that has just been used to pleasure a woman's vagina and clitoris to the point of orgasm with added virgin olive oil and wine!

Toning darling i fancy eating la salade de la dame. Do we have extra virging oil, wine and a cucumber in stock?

by Eating out69 April 19, 2025

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