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Porned

porned (adjective): An adjective, that describes the porno variant of a movie, e.g. the porned harry potter movies
Have you seen the porned fantastic beast and where to find them? It was absolutly horrible. #porned
by #Timtation March 16, 2018
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porn barbie

Perfect slut ; an attractive woman that has a lot of sex.
by Pornbarbie March 15, 2016
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cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all
Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good
by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022
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Nutsack porn

Nutsack porn is when the woman violently rips off the man’s Nutsack
Usually the man says cute and fucking dies
Jack: Guys I just saw John watching nutsack porn
John: Nuh uh
by Fishsuckscarp15 June 3, 2023
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porn

what brother and sister do
want to do porn
by ghigdfvb July 27, 2019
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Porn

Sexual material which destroys your brain by messing up your dopamine receptors, releasing extremely high amounts of dopamine, that nothing else can, causing you to not find anything else as fun, making you pretty much depressed and causes extremely unrealistic expectations for sex, but most people defend it as they are addicts themselves.
That coomer still watches porn? no wonders he's so depressed, and he hasn't even gone to easypeasymethod.org to easily help quit his sad ass addiction!
by knewyawkboi April 2, 2022
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porn soulmate

1. the porn star of your dreams, who you watch mostly, when watching porn.

2.your favorite porn star who you really wanna fuck badly.
Tyler: Aww man, I think I found my porn soulmate!

James: Really, who?

Tyler: Sasha Grey, god she is sooo hot.
by DevilRogue July 26, 2012
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