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bean baked burrito

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.
“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”
by depressingbagel May 10, 2022
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season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
by toiletjocky February 28, 2015
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Ju Ju Beaned

When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.
Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard
by Elrozz December 15, 2017
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Black bean sandwich

Black bean sandwich, to lick a black man's testicles while your head is between two white men's buttocks
Our sex life has been lacking so we decided to spice it up with a black bean sandwich
by Havenoregregs December 19, 2022
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Green Bean Dog

Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans
by ZayTheFunnyMan July 4, 2022
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Sweet People Bean

A nice/good person, or fan of StarStreamSkittles on Twitch
This room is full of sweet people beans!
by StarStreamSkittles March 13, 2021
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Bop n’ Beans

A southern delicacy where a redneck gal (female) gives you a blowjob, while you eat baked beans, in which she prepares.
Russ- *in southern accent* -“Hey Crystal, I want bop n’ beans!”
by Hdjsjshdjdj July 18, 2018
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