A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
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by flyinghuskycat May 19, 2023
Get the Funky in the nuts mug.My girlfriend came home when i was attempting to give myself a hot nut but failed and instead burned my balls.
by wowzas3 December 21, 2018
Get the hot nut mug.Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.
by HahaNut27 March 25, 2019
Get the Nut Clog mug.Nut in the Hoop means that the nut represents a human being and the hoop represents a underwear or panty
The human being wears the underwear or panty.
The human being wears the underwear or panty.
by Perhapsmoa April 22, 2018
Get the Nut in the Hoop mug.by Leon Williams III June 6, 2017
Get the Glacier nuts mug.The first male ejaculate is called the leopard nut. The leopard nut is called as such because it allowed men to nut and run very quickly out of danger after doing the deed... much to the dismay of many women. The true test of male sexual stamina should be the nut that follows the leopard nut. Think of the leopard nut as an appatizer before the main course.
The leopard nut allowed mankind to reproduce quickly before a leopard/large predator could eat them. That's why men cum quickly on the first go...
The leopard nut allowed mankind to reproduce quickly before a leopard/large predator could eat them. That's why men cum quickly on the first go...
Her dad almost caught us last night, she didn't cum but I sure did. You can thank the leopard nut for that freebie.
by The dude's dude July 12, 2023
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