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Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.
Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.
by gloz February 27, 2021
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Funky in the nuts

An insult used to describe someone who is a mixture of funky and crazy, or someone who is messed up in the head in a bizzare way
“Bro, Emily, you’re so funky in the nuts.”
by flyinghuskycat May 19, 2023
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hot nut

When a man nuts after heating his balls with a blowtorch
My girlfriend came home when i was attempting to give myself a hot nut but failed and instead burned my balls.
by wowzas3 December 21, 2018
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Nut Clog

Did you know, if you shower after you nut, it will solidify, go to the fucking doctor retard. It's gonna hurt, and can lead to urethra damage. Don't shower.
I had to go to the doctor to get a nut clog removed.
by HahaNut27 March 25, 2019
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Nut in the Hoop

Nut in the Hoop means that the nut represents a human being and the hoop represents a underwear or panty

The human being wears the underwear or panty.
Jess ! You gotta put the nut in the hoop ! You're naked !
by Perhapsmoa April 22, 2018
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Glacier nuts

It was so cold out I got glacier nuts.
by Leon Williams III June 6, 2017
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The Leopard nut

The first male ejaculate is called the leopard nut. The leopard nut is called as such because it allowed men to nut and run very quickly out of danger after doing the deed... much to the dismay of many women. The true test of male sexual stamina should be the nut that follows the leopard nut. Think of the leopard nut as an appatizer before the main course.

The leopard nut allowed mankind to reproduce quickly before a leopard/large predator could eat them. That's why men cum quickly on the first go...
Her dad almost caught us last night, she didn't cum but I sure did. You can thank the leopard nut for that freebie.
by The dude's dude July 12, 2023
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