Bully: u r so gay like im surprised that i dont see a rainbow where you walk
kid: i though we were keeping our relationship a secret
everyone else: THE BULLY IS GAY HOW DID WE NOT SEE THIS AND HE HAS A BOYFRIEND
craig: *instantaneously shatters into trillions upon trillions of fragments that used to make up what he once was but so incredibly fast that he doesn't even notice or feel it in his last nanoseconds of life*