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fucking cousin

n. A relative so distant it is safe to engage in sexual relations without fear of incest.
She's dating her cousin, but don't worry, he's a not a kissing cousin, more of a fucking cousin.
by Maureen O'Connor July 10, 2004
mugGet the fucking cousinmug.

fuck phone

A second cell phone kept secret from one's significant other and used for the purpose of booty calls.
Guy #1: "I can't believe Tiger Woods called his ho from his primary cell. Didn't he know his wife would scope it?"

Guy #2: "Brotha shoulda got himself a fuck phone."
by goldengateblonde December 3, 2009
mugGet the fuck phonemug.

Motherless Fuck

An ingenious spin on the ever so versatile term "fuck." Derived from the bowels of a US Navy ship, the term literally means, well, exactly what is says: "motherless fuck." Motherless, meaning without a womb, and fuck... well, there're thousands of possibilities. A comparable term, Mother Fucker, can be used alternately when "motherless fuck" does not fit the context in a desirable fashion (though, I don't foresee many situations in which "motherless fuck" would not work...)
Antonym: Son of a Bitch
by lahija January 25, 2010
mugGet the Motherless Fuckmug.

aww fuck

An expression to say that something bad has happend, or is about to happen.
AWW FUCK, i stubbed my fuckin toe.
by voro blackheart July 7, 2010
mugGet the aww fuckmug.

get fucked

1.) used to tell someone quickly and precisely that you do not approve of them or their actions

2.) to express one's immediate feelings of discontent
1.) get fucked!

2.) i hope your wearing lipstick, cause your gunna get fucked!
by -$Price$- November 12, 2008
mugGet the get fuckedmug.

What the fuck?

An expression used to convey various reactions to events. ‘What the fuck?’ may be used in an attempt to explain any one or combination of the reactions/emotions listed below and then some.

A: Confusion
B: Incredulous confusion
C: Surprise
D: Disappointment
E: Hurt
F: Anger
G: Ironically
What the fuck?’ Is rarely used as a positive statement; however it may be used ironically to convey such is life (refer ex G)


A: Confusion
Why would someone use someone else who is in love with them?

B: Incredulous confusion
How could you use me to make him jealous?, to get yourself a valentines day present?, to add some excitement to your life?, to distract you?, to improve your ego?, to do most of your study?, to improve your sex life?

C: Surprise
It is a surprise to me that people can even think that way, can lie so much even to themselves, can take pleasure from causing others pain, can actually be proud of themselves for being a total arsehole

D: Disappointment
It disappoints me that even now you cannot tell the truth; that you can forget so much so easily; that it was all a lie, all just a game to you

E: Hurt
Guess what? – when you think you can feel no more pain, there is always more. To be lied to and used by someone that you have given yourself to is more hurt than anyone should have to feel

F: Anger
I am angry at myself for being a tool; I sometimes feel anger towards Tracey for being a bogan

G: Ironically
Everything I do even now, benefits you in your little game and hurts me even more. Every chance I give you just allows you to tell more lies; I am sick of Tracey time. I will talk to him, the truth will by known one way or the other. This is between us three; if he will not speak to me, I will speak to others. I have given more than enough opportunities for the truth to be told. This cannot continue. You will always be a Victorian

Tuesday 11/11/2008
by Luke Warm December 23, 2008
mugGet the What the fuck?mug.

Fuck You

Fuck You

A good greeting and a good way to get to know people.
Person 1: Hello.

Person 2: Fuck you!

Person 1: Well met.
by DisCDicSicKidzAf August 23, 2011
mugGet the Fuck Youmug.

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