floppy finger

When you can't get an erection

Eeeey, Sorry bitch i've got a floppy finger, no filling for you tonight.

by comero February 21, 2004

Gheko Fingers

A person whom has fingers rather like that of a gheko as in the lizard. The fingers will display abnormaly large finger nails that appear too big for such small stick like digits.

Oh my god, that guy is riffling through paper work with gheko fingers.

by leo bonner August 12, 2007

paper finger

Nicotine/tobacco cigarette or long joint.

Kate was trashed the other night. Gave her a paper finger to get her to relax.

by zombeehhhh August 28, 2010

goober finger

When someone sticks there hand down their pants and rubs their fingers around their sweaty crotch and then pull it out and run their fingers around the rim of a glass.

The pissed off stewardess gave the jerk in 13c a goober finger after he demand a glass of vodka.

by You Got Robbed April 25, 2008

ugly finger

The finger which is covered by a wedding ring on an attractive women.

I saw a smoking hot babe at the grocery store yesterday, but I didnt talk to her because her ugly finger was too ugly.

by bovy April 13, 2014

Huckleberry Finger

The act of taking home a girl and watching The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn while arousing her vagina using one or both hands.

"I took this girl back home and we watched Huckleberry Finn. I was Huckleberry fingering her before Papa was even introduced."
"She started closing her eyes and pretending I was Jim while I Huckleberry fingered her."

by BabyAborter69 June 21, 2014

droppin fingers

To put your finger or fingers into a girls vagina

davey - Did you end up fuckin that girl last night

Chris - nah that bitch is a virgin i was barely droppin fingers

by C12345 July 5, 2006